shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”
parents: “u should be more active”
It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing
…some stories are best left unspoken. This one is going to drive me crazy, though….
This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be?
Sorry but I’d prolly trust Dr. Pepper with my life.
I trust Dr. Pepper the most probably… Why is Dr. Oz so high up?
does nobody remember that doc brown got SHOT by TERRORISTS.
I trust Dr Horrible
Ha my namesake’s trustworthy and credible
I have to think that is an extreme difference between living in Canada and then spending time in Los Angeles.
when one of your siblings gets yelled at
mom: you can be next
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want