turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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tazzygal:

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

…some stories are best left unspoken. This one is going to drive me crazy, though….

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future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

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In science class, talking about certain properties of substances and what a "Property" is. My science teacher asks me to stand up and ask the class for some of my properties. (FYI I am female and fully identify as such, but this was still a cool thing to say on my teacher's behalf)

first kid: red hair!
teacher: (immediately nods and writes "red hair" on board) yup, that is one of alex's properties, sure.
another kid: brown eyes!
teacher: (nods and writes on board)
yet another kid: freckles
teacher: all great answers, (writes on board) anything else?
Lets call him Bob: Shes a girl
Teacher: (Pauses, looks at me, then back at the kid) Well it's not my place to confirm that, besides, you have no idea whether Alex is a girl or not.
Bob: Well she's got boobs
Teacher: (Doesnt even get mad at the smartassish response, just nods calmly) Yes, now, having boobs is a property. Gender on the other hand is much less physical, and a lot more mental. Just because she has body parts that are recognized generally on females, does not mean that she's female herself. So why don't we say, instead of "she's a girl" we'll just say she has boobs
Teacher: (writes on board "Alex has boobs")
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duncantargaryen:

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a-study-in-timey-wimey:

jesus-christpope:

theadventuresoffishlady:

ediyank:

ringasunn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

Sorry but I’d prolly trust Dr. Pepper with my life.

I trust Dr. Pepper the most probably… Why is Dr. Oz so high up?

does nobody remember that doc brown got SHOT by TERRORISTS.

I trust Dr Horrible

Ha my namesake’s trustworthy and credible

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I have to think that is an extreme difference between living in Canada and then spending time in Los Angeles.

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notwifi:

when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

mom: you can be next

image

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breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

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poilcebox:

Orange is the New Black: a summary

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  #potc
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